Perhaps the garment that's most strongly a representation of your manliness is your pants. There're so many options, too. Even just within the category of jeans, there're tons of ways to dress your bottom half, from "boot-cut" jeans for the
modern cowboy, to the oxymoronic "low-rise" jeans for those not quite tall enough to be a high-rise. Let's take a look at some of the different ways you can drape cloth around your legs.
The Army-Man
So you want to look like
Mark Wahlberg from Shooter, do you? Cargo pants are ok, I guess, but they're definitely function over style. Come on, if I can do better, you can do better. What are you carrying in your pockets anyways? Flocks of sheep? What this style says: "I'm either a nerd or have delusions of badass-ness. Or both."
The Low(er) Rise
"Dude...your pants are
falling down. Dude...DUDE!" I was about to write that this was sort of a thing of the past, but then I looked to my right, and caught an eyeful of red-and-black checker boxers. Lame. This has to be the stupidest style ever. Call it gender-bias, but I don't think that man-ass needs to be on display. What this style says: "I'm totally counterculture...look at my underpants!"
The Scotsman
All fighting-men should wear this
symbol of badassery. Enough said. What this style says: "I may look goofy, but while you're laughing, I'll be slicing your throat with my dirk. ps. I'm not wearing underwear." Note: Not for daily-wear.
The Emo/Scene-Kid
Do you like having your nether regions squeezed uncomfortably all day long? No? Oh. Well do you like decreased mobility in your legs and a permanent wedgie? No? Well, then why the hell are you wearing
tight pants?!? What this style says: "The pain these pants inflict on my groin is representative of my deep emotional suffering. What? Of course I comment on youtube videos all the time. Why do you ask?"
Normal Pants
Come on, guys. It's not that hard to find a normal pair of
pants or
jeans. I really don't understand why guys would go out of their way to look goofy when it's far easier, more comfortable, and just as fashionable to dress normally. What this style says: "I have no delusions of badass-ness, my underpants stay under the pants, I'm not going to kill you with my dirk, and I don't comment on youtube videos."
Half of being a stylish man is being (or, in a pinch, appearing) apathetic. If you wear something besides normal pants, you violate this basic tenet. Don't gamble on your masculinity, put on some normal pants.