Moonglasses

Sunglasses can make you look really really cool, like that guy over there  ---> (incidentally, my roomate). That said, there's something important to watch out for when considering how to choose your pair of image-enhancing vision-dimmers.

First and foremost, make sure you're familiar with the historical reason why people first started wearing sunglasses way back when: because it was sunny out. When it was dark, they wore a different type of sunglasses. Obviously, this distinction doesn't exist anymore in our society but there is one massive inference we can draw from this.

MASSIVE INFERENCE 

1. Sunglasses should have lenses. If they don't have lenses, they're just a pair of tiny pasta strainers you've put on your face, not sunglasses.

Non-Sequitur: If anyone ever says the words "Stunner Shades" (or any dialectical variation thereof) in front of me, I will gouge out your eyes with a zeppelin. 

Sorry this post was sort of short. I'm a bit rushed today by Events Not Related To Fashion.